Only Alive Because of caffeine

You know that first sip of coffee that turns you from barely-functioning human into… someone who can answer a text? Yeah—this shirt is that feeling.

Soft, comfortable fabric that feels broken-in from day one—because you already have enough discomfort in life before your first cup.

This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a public service announcement.

Wear it and let people know:
don’t talk to you until the caffeine hits.